Isn't it enough having the Wii Fit call you obese and change your Mii into an overripe blueberry that doesn't remotely resemble your curvaceous physique? Guess we're all gluttons for punishment since today Nintendo revealed the next game in its exercise-as-entertainment line, Wii Boot Camp. Now your console can call you a maggot while forcing you to perform endless strings of jumping jacks!
Most gamer geeks will probably opt for the female sergeant, who asks you to drop down and lick her boots while giving her twenty (push-ups, please!). The game also will be the first console title to offer a link to Facebook and Twitter, so you can share your humiliation with your friends and followers in real time.
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