Electronic Gaming Monthly fooled at least a few people with its April report of a preorder bonus for the upcoming Legend of Zelda - the one without the kiddified graphics. According to the fake story, Nintendo would offer a remake of The Wind Waker done in the grownup style of the new game complete with bonus dungeons. It's almost plausible in a corporate "we admit no wrongdoing while remedying the problem" sort of way while feeding off the cloud of desperation that's hanging over the big N these days. It's something that millions of Zelda fans have secretly wished for. Suck up that drool, because it's not happening...
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